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it’ll go bankrupt quick. people drink less when they can have other stimulation
if the place has a dancefloor, it also has to have shit music in between so you return and buy a drink to pass time
Lies! Anti-homeless this may be, but this bench was also created with the VERY noble intention of facilitating wheelchair-bound (wo)men to give a handjob to two men at once!
who needs Minecraft when there’s genitals
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Scientific Study and here are the results
11·1 month agomaybe thats why many cultures invented something like weddings rings. you dont have to say anything . so you have no excuse for what you’re about to do anyway
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Skeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.
5·1 month agotreat yourself to a nice 1000 hour adventure. just install that mod before your first run. so its your canon
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My daughter has an OnlyFans account
1·2 months agothat behaviour with online platforms wouldn’t be without precedent with companies that operate within the country
also: remember many years ago when they bought data from insiders at swiss banks they couldnt reach?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•My daughter has an OnlyFans account
11·2 months agoalso wild assuming its opt in as if they will never get your payment data from OF directly
you have tunnel vision
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•They have no idea that you welcome this behavior
3·2 months agomust be true love
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•For your budget, this is the best fit
2·2 months agofunctionally identical
and art is subjective
unfortunately i dont have a girlfriend. only a wife. so im not gay and therefore cannot get chicks
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Want to play the latest multiplayer games? Just go into your bios settings or upgrade your PC if it doesn't have TPM chip.English
2·2 months agoi wonder, is there a good way to simulate that?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Some adults when upset cry in their pillow
12·2 months agothat pillow is kinda ass
be right there honey
i just need to jerk off the ketchup onto my fries real quick


they certainly hate women way to much to be considered straight