PawnStars: “Best I can do is AIfic”

Grammatically speaking, is that a statement or an order?

The balls often get neglected. Give them a little gentle attention too. Basically, do the kind of things that would feel good if done to your breasts (cupping them, light scratches and tickles, a gentile squeeze, a medium tug, ect.). Combined with a halfway decent stroking or sucking, it’ll take care of most guys in pretty short order. Any other questions you don’t want to ask someone who you’ll have to see again? Happy to educate. I’m a male nurse if that somehow makes it less weird.

Desensitized nerves along with depleted neurotransmitter levels.

FACT!

Further confirmation of my theory that any food will make a viable cat name.

That seems logical and stuff.

Sounds like everyone I know at work.

Recreational sex is the least pragmatic thing in the world. Don’t judge yourself. Why do you think gay guys invited ‘Docking’?

Just the idea of sexualizing nonsexual things for no reason and/or it’s funny.

The concept of the dildo makes perfect sense. I even buy the premise that a cock shaped fake cock would feel good given the original design specs of Mk.1 Human Vagangus. It’s just that thrusting from the hips is hard work, and while it’s a fantastic butt and ab workout, if i could get the same pleasure from a hand mounted penis, I would be constantly dehydrated. Is it more of an emotional or connection thing than a pragmatic choice?

Nope. Turns out he’s just a very inflexible lesbian. Who knew?

It also seems to be additional evidence that Rule 34 predates the internet.

Cool. God I love the nomenclature so much. I think I’m just jealous, because we don’t really have any fun terminology over here in Straight Vanilla Land. Explain Pillow Princess immediately.

Also, while I have you: can you put into words the appeal of a strap-on in a lesbian relationship/encounter? I’m all for it, but It just seems like more work to achieve what you could using your hands, and neither party is usually into dicks anyway. Is it a Dom thing? Better cardio workout?

Fascinating. Are you able to rotate axially parallel to your allowed dimensions of travel, or does this require some degree of bi-curiosity to accomplish?

Things about this post:

1. It’s concise, and address the initial post
2. I’ve never heard the terms ‘toppy’ or ‘femme’ used in this way, but I’m happy that I have now.
3. Is ‘Butch’ PC these days? I’m old and can’t keep track.
4. It has the feeling of being written by a professional Lesbian scientist on their lunch break at work.
5. I love it.

Well I, on the other hand, AM an Expert Dominator.

I don’t think you can give a authoritative answer unless you personally are ‘all’ of the lesbians.

Wow. You sound like the kind of person who picks a fight with a stranger on the internet, declare yourself the winner, goes through their profile to down vote their last hundred posts, and goes to bed at 6am, knowing that you’re the best.

To address what was only a question in the technical sense, I ask this here, because I like being able to respond to people’s stories, and ask follow-up questions, which I can’t do reading a three year old article on an ad supported medium which was probably written to give to Grandma to explain why her favorite granddaughter never brings any boys over for Thanksgiving.

Now quit being a jerk.