Whatever gets ad views

… And nowadays they let the LLM help with the bullshittery

Slayer - Ddamm

You’re right, it’s too bright out

I’m just stayin inside

It must be italian

I did, actually. Thanks for checking!

I’m playing right now, wish me luck

Choke (2008)

I’m a relaxed-fit man. Occasionally the rest of society aligns with my taste.

Thank goodness, my smattering of defunct porn links will be saved

… That’s disgusting!

The Rehearsal - S02E04

Check out Exuvia, “trans vengeance metal”:

https://www.instagram.com/exuvia_band

Oh we’re getting weird around here? Coool

Birth certificates are also a social construct and so they have no logical consequence to the question

Alright sure

I just replaced my cpu and ram last month, bought in 2008

But she’s my wife!

You forgot my beautiful wife, asshole!