AFD: April Fool’s Day entertainment.

I wear toe socks exclusively for this reason.

Thank you card with a clear message explaining what they taught you + a $10 Starbucks/local coffee shop gift card?

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There are also nasal sprays that are supposed to aid in the blocking of respiratory viruses. Pair that with a mask. Breath as slowly as possible (no gasps, laughs, or yawns) and only through your nose.

Ah, pardon my misunderstanding. I thought the two paragraphs weren’t related.

I know this isn’t necessarily helpful, but 404media has an account wall, not a paywall. You authenticate by email without a password.

Get them a magic painting book.

They are black and white illustrations that have the ink in the black parts. The kid takes a brush with some water and scribbles to create color. It’s just perfect for that age, and it’s not more junk that the parents need to collect.

Source: have toddler under two and friends with babies that just turned 2.

Aria app for Misskey

My wife calls these her “high games”:

• Donut county
• Katamari
• Unpacking
• Luna’s fishing garden

Mine:

• Goat Simulator
• Gorillaz Geep flash game (I could play this for hours and there is no goal, just feels like driving in GTA without consequence)
• Starstruck Vagabond

This is iOS 18.

Ok boomer

Used to be you could make a Lemmy comment explaining how something doesn’t meet your values without some guy going 'round the thread saying, “kids these days, all so sensitive! Whatever happened to not being offended!” When did this happen? I swear it was recently.

Bloodborne Kart

Banh mi

Idea: script that connects and disconnects from a VPN over and over at set intervals to send “fuck you” in Morse.

I was going to post this exactly. Stop hurting your gums OP!

one always thinks of a plurality of people

Speak for yourself! I don’t immediately think plural when “they” is used.

The problem with TSA is that it reduces our privacy and dignity in exchange for security (that security may be theatre). HTTPS is different because it increases privacy which allows us to keep more dignity (security that is not theatre.)

TSA is like needing to strip so that your clothes don’t get wet while going out in the rain, while HTTPS is like wearing a raincoat so your clothes don’t get wet while going out in the rain.

Horrible headline.

Browser maker love-in

Chromium (used by most browsers)

snubs

doesn’t support

Google-shunned JPEG XL

JPEG XL (because Google doesn’t like it)