There are many buildings that Kennedy is named for.

I share a name with a local airport. It’s pretty embarrassing.

Chicken isn’t vegan?

I’m in lesbians with you.

Yeah, don’t do this, especially with your boss. All he’s gonna hear is “I’m shitting on this nice thing you’re trying to do.”

no its ok c she’s 1000 yr old spirit trapped in a child’s body its totally different 🤢

My favorite way to order from indian places is “not spicy for child” because otherwise mild is too spicy for me. 🙃

Our local buffet was an asian-american buffet, so they had the soft serve station but they also had these deep fried sugared donut holes that were always my goto.

The tldr is not every species with a uterus menstruates.

Most animals’ bodies don’t convert into a child bearing state until they’re already pregnant. Dogs and cats for example don’t grow breasts (or line their uterus) until they’re pregnant. Humans (and a few other species) evolved to just be ready to raise a child at any time, which results in permanently developed breasts and a continuous refreshing of a uterine lining.

The suggestion is that it’s good with mozzarella sticks.

I disagree. I wasn’t able to beat them in the original, but I was able to beat them in Ragnarok.

They were also the easiest to use offline. I needed internet to set them up, but once they were up, as long as I didn’t want to ever use the app, they didn’t actually need a connection to operate.

I approve of this series of memes. Please continue.

My hand span is exactly 7", and my thumb knuckles are exactly 1" long, with the nailbed exactly halfway back.

If you’re willing to share, I would be interested in hearing your story.

oh good it’s not just me… And what’s with that absolutely awful contrnt aware brightness implementation?

Literally nothing. If my remote request is rejected, I’m quitting with nothing else lined up. If I can’t find remote work, I’ll retire.

Can I come?

What does the ocean taste like?

That’s wildly interesting because it’s heavily associated with neckbeard incels (tips fedora) on Reddit because there was a time when it was overused and comparatively fancy for the average yankey american vocal style. It was also often accompanied with “Edit: thabks for the gold, kind stranger!” Thinking around 2011-2013?