So he stole a chicken, which is actually a war crime, and he’s just casually admitting it on social media. Says a lot about the state of the world at the moment.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Facebook is absolutely cookedEnglish
722·19 hours agoThe Facebook feed is an advanced algorithm that knows a shit ton about what to feed you to keep you engaged. It’s not just the cookies from sites you visit. They track what thumbnails get you to stop scrolling. They track the way a human eye moves and how far your thumb glides across the screen.
Point is, if it’s all scantily clad thirst traps, thats what gets your attention. If you see one, and you stop to take a screenshot for an article you’re writing about how it’s all thirst traps, then every third item will be another thirst trap.
Facebook doesn’t care if you want to see that content. Their goal is to keep your eyes on Facebook. If it makes you mad enough to comment, that’s engagement.
I didn’t read the whole article, so maybe the author addresses this, but what you see on Facebook is a funhouse reflection of your own interests.
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Technology@lemmy.world•All U.S. Social Security numbers may need to be changed following a massive breach that is already being investigated as a national threatEnglish
18·5 days agoIt would be less expensive to simply trust everyone. Administering a numbering system and trying to prevent fraud costs more than the actual fraud it prevents, and does nothing to prevent the larger frauds.
It’s like having a chain on the pen at the bank, with a security guard watching the chain, and three managers making aure the secuirty guard is watching the chain all day, but the cash drawers are open and the three managers simply help themselves to as much cash as they like.
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World News@lemmy.world•Laughing ICE Goons Seize Dad Who Fled Ukraine War at WalmartEnglish
233·8 days agoI know this is a serious story, but that headline had me wondering when the war got to Walmart.
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Technology@lemmy.world•QuitGPT goes viral as users cancel ChatGPT in political protestEnglish
226·8 days agoThere are lots of reasons not to use ChatGPT (or any AI) but it’s silly to think the consumer subscribers cancelling their subscriptions will make a dent. The real money is in the enterprise contracts. They only have a paywall to set limits on the overhead.
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Games@lemmy.world•'Go Back and Play Morrowind and Tell Me That's the Game You Want to Play Again' — Former Bethesda Veteran Delivers His Verdict on Potential The Elder Scrolls Remasters - IGNEnglish
31·22 days agoCombat always ages poorly, because anything happening in real time requires muscle memory. As developers develop new combat mechanisms, it is constantly getting incrementally better. It’s like trying to compare a modern performance car to a Model T, or an '89 honda accord. The 65 Shelby Cobra doesn’t have bluetooth or antilock brakes or passenger airbags, but there are many enthusiastic fans of the car today. The modern Shelby Mustang is essentially a remake with modern tech trying to capture the spirit of the original.
That’s what we want. We want Morrowind, but better. The classic is still the classic, so we don’t need that again. Modders can reskin the game with better graphics.
I can understand the appeal of a piece of bread that’s been soaked or buttered or even just toasted and salted. I bet that’s delicious, if done right.
My question is, why the other two slices of bread? What’s the thinking there? Why not have three slices of delicious middle bread? If the bread is good enough on its own, why not eat it alone?
It’s like if you made a drink of tepid water by adding ice cubes to a glass of warmed water and then letting them completely melt until room temperature. Who is this recipe for? “Oh, but maybe the ice cubes are flavored” OK then why freeze them before melting them? “Maybe the hot water is flavored with herbs that rele-” Bitch, that’s tea.
I’m so confused, I’m getting mad at imaginary arguments I’m having with hypothetical morons about analogous situations that only exist in my head.
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World News@lemmy.world•48 Million Gmail Usernames and Passwords Leaked OnlineEnglish
22·29 days agoHey want to play a game? Your bank is gonna text you a number, and I’m going to guess it. Tell me if my guesses need to be higher or lower.
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Trump Administration Live Updates: President Threatens to Invoke Insurrection Act After Minneapolis Protests
3·1 month agoFuck you, try to stop me.
-The President of the United States
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Trump Administration Live Updates: President Threatens to Invoke Insurrection Act After Minneapolis Protests
13·1 month agoSadly, invoking the insurrection act without an insurrection could create the need for an actual insurrection. He’s just praying for someone to start murdering his gestapo so that he can justify a violent crackdown.
The hard part is resisting the urge to fight wanton violence with wanton violence.
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World News@lemmy.world•Berlin mayor faces calls to resign after playing tennis during city blackoutEnglish
11·1 month agoThere are many ways in which apples and oranges can be compared in an analogy, even though they are very different.
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World News@lemmy.world•Berlin mayor faces calls to resign after playing tennis during city blackoutEnglish
21·1 month agoAre you sure you understand what an analogy is?
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World News@lemmy.world•Berlin mayor faces calls to resign after playing tennis during city blackoutEnglish
11·1 month agoOh I agree, and Ted Cruz is a piece of shit for a variety of reasons. I’m saying the events are analogous.
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World News@lemmy.world•Legality of Trump ordering the kidnapping at gunpoint of President Nicolás MaduroEnglish
10·1 month agoTLDR it is not legal and nobody is going to do anything about it.
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World News@lemmy.world•Berlin mayor faces calls to resign after playing tennis during city blackoutEnglish
29·1 month agoThat was my first thought, too. Like, they expect him to be up in a basket truck reconnecting transformers?
But then I read more about the guy, and it sounds like he’s a standard issue douchecanoe politician who doesn’t actually give a shit about Berlin. This is more about optics crystallizing the public perception, like Nero playing the fiddle, or Ted Cruz taking a vacation. The act itself isn’t the problem, it’s the message you’re sending to constituents about how little they matter.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Concert encores are like adult peekaboo for a crowd.
18·2 months agoImagine if the whole show was like that. Maybe not every song, but maybe after a 45 minute set, the band walks off, and if the crowd is still into it, they come back out. As a fan, you remember all the shows where everyone was disappointed that the band didn’t keep playing more encores, but I bet the bands remember every show where the crowd couldn’t care less.
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You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK there is an intense Zionist propaganda campaign ongoing
18·2 months agoCuts both ways. They have included both, but they treat them the same. This allows them to handwave away any reasonable objections that they are not the same thing, because it doesn’t make a difference to them.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•If I travelled back in time to when I was younger wouldn't that mean my younger self would have already seen my current self as I'd have already visited from the future?
2·2 months agoI think, since future Bill and Ted appear to the earlier Bill and Ted, and Rufus directly assists in creating his future, I think we have to assume that all of those historical figures always experienced those things, and then returned to their timelines with knowledge of the future. Napoleon rode the waterloops before Waterloo. Socrates played catch with Billy the Kid. Those are historical events, as much as Rufus and Future Bill and Ted helping present Bill and Ted pass their classes.
OP might have massive hands.




It’s called pillaging when it’s an invasion force.