Going to become increasingly pro-America as the Trump-Vance administration grinds onward

I don’t want to be boring

Smart, being beautiful would just get attention from boring people

Why is how good a woman looks to you more important than her own feelings?

yay weed and friendship my two favorite things

Budgetary restrictions.

“What do you think about John Kerry?”

This is the saddest thing I’ve ever seen on this website

Listening to Otis Redding at Home During Christmas by Okkervil River

No, a green Christmas would be extremely concerning

:(

Keep talking like that and you too can become the Vice President’s favorite philosopher

That drink machine that can give you literally any drink

Not since the Neanderthals left us

If nothing changes in that time we’ll be so fucked.

I wouldn’t

One of my brothers was friends with a pair of twins named Eric and Ryan, but I thought that they were a single entity that somehow had two bodies known as American Ryan

“Democrat” is not synonymous with Left. Most Democrats aren’t leftists

So left. That’s what leftism is.

Sorry I graduated a long time ago