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Nah, I’m just horny on main

I’d rank French toast below a good waffle, but I would still not pass it up

Just be sure to remind him at every opportunity that he voted for things to be more expensive.

Just leave! Hit da bricks! Who cares what you need to leave behind, emigrating is super easy anyway. Just decide to go, every country in the world would love to have another American within their borders.

Oh no, of course he can’t. There’s decorum and precedent to consider! Best to give him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants without fear of consequence or repercussion.

If I impress people enough they might be willing to give me the D

Animal rights

Been replaying re4, stuck at the fight against ramon. Also playing lots of Hades 2, I’m up to six fear now.

That’s frickin adorable and I love it

So if I’m looking for Baileys…

The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who’s missing?

The giraffe! They’re still in the refrigerator.

If you haven’t done the smallest iota of research into what vegan pet foods entail, declaring them an improper diet as a knee jerk reaction is, quite frankly, not a good look for you.

Caring about animal abuse is cultish behavior?

Ah, an animal abuser. Cute.

I love the strong emotional takes on what is animal abuse from all the meat eaters in here.

My goodness.

Chickpeas, as long as you’re into that

Either vodka with cranberry and lime or gin on the rocks usually. Both are delicious and I know it’ll turn out good no matter what bar I find myself in lol

Bro looking fresh as hell ngl

Ooh, don’t do meth kids.