yeah, and now he’s albert freaking einstein!

yes.i don’t know if it matters, but i was also wearing sandals with socks on.

south park did it.

oh, sorry. so sorry. kanye west made a tweet the other day. that’s all i’ll say. google it, okay?

always my favourite reply, and always my favourite comic. be well, my friend.

sad when we found out it was just an old gay ye

i can only begin to imagine the pandemonium. oh, my god…

i think i still remember where i was the first time i saw this posted

yep, it’s shit. you win.

rule #1 is probably “don’t listen to anyone on lemmy who tells you to join a community”, but https://lemmyverse.net/communities is good, too.

um… i don’t think fear smells like this

you’ve got a point. they’re trying to redefine what “friends” are. and they’re succeeding.

it might be able to recreate the image, but it’ll never recreate the feeling in my pants

cat just wants to know if you want any games on that phone

motorcycle just went by and woke her up. i know that face all too well.

the neat thing about oligarchs is the betting odds that they’ll keep their heads

Dot: This poop? 94 days.

give it a few months, and you won’t be allowed to sue tesla any more. i’m fucking serious.

ICE! ICE! LOOK AT THIS GUY! HE’S CLEARLY ANTI-AMERICAN AND UN-PATRIOTIC!

the clock is ticking before comments like this actually become serious.

oh no there’s a wikipedia article. i’m not going to get any sleep tonight