Have you considered a career in Starfleet?

It’s not your fault.

The Room (2003) by Tommy Wiseau. Basically, the quintessential early 2000’s “so bad it’s good”, but also fucking terrible film.

They run through quite a few.

“You’ve gotta respect everyone’s beliefs.” No, you don’t. That’s what gets us in trouble. Look, you have to acknowledge everyone’s beliefs, and then you have to reserve the right to go: “That is fucking stupid. Are you kidding me?” I acknowledge that you believe that, that’s great, but I’m not going to respect it. I have an uncle that believes he saw Sasquatch. We do not believe him, nor do we respect him! - Patton Oswalt

And afterwards:

Not quite:

The Law of Surprise takes precedence.

Boggis, Bunce and Bean

Edit: mirror order

/s Whatever squires your Delta Flyer

Was concerned about this being a possibility 6 months ago, but was still hopeful.