Cop 1: “This cat don’t even wear shades”

Cop 2: “this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!”

Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it’s true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.

Were you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Kill fascists. Kill mice? Mice are fascists.

I might not get paid this time around but j fucking love Greenland

Squeaky mini this and the, such Fuck me for mentioning Greenland. And all the icy

Love Greenland

Sorry, none of that is true, and no matter what, you should hire a lawyer

Very judgemental of you to call me mostly water!

Yeah gimme that how much

Who are you to judge a person’s rounding error

Edit At least you were nice about it tho.

Only from the toes

I’ve been trying to work out how I knew those memes were related and fine. It’s fine.

💯 hot! We bring out the weird chili sauce for you!

Unfortunately just biology, but, i say I’m not testing it on that commenter’s live animals

If you got a CDL- commercial driver license, you will carefully cobble what you got around that. The CDL is expensive to get. You are going to familiarize with the local laws. New state? You are an expert.

Epic story! You did well to act on your own judgment. Because what the f else would you do.

Just don’t drive impaired…

I seen a panther and its baby. Because… they did not care about me.

Yup the dinky old 2009 style thing with the satisfying tactile buttons is for work. It works psychologically, for me, to separate tasks

Gotta remind myself, fuck what they think

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