She, the demon and the dog are all SCPs, holding each other in symbiotic containment.

I can smell your weird skin and hair. Are you familiar with feline scatological health creams? I have samples!

Were the fallout 3 graphics that bad? Oof.

Nirvana, Alanis, new oasis album, biggie and Tupac got shot, kinda in there

Sorry. Need to check my handy style book, but E-Mail is probably most correct usage

yeah it’s by marquis de latte, also crowned as the prince of flow, obviously.

myriad and sundry, these sock problems.

this could get wild

straight to a management position

you are now responsible for sock facts

they darn socks. match up pairs of socks. endure industrial hazards underground.

the sock economic model does not account for labor needs. socks under this model will feel like they’re sliding down your foot, inside the shoe. investments may also be considered gambling.

I still do that hand motion

Reads like satire. There’s plenty fascist trash every day.

We read Camus in kentucky

Change my mind. On what ? Is it appropriate to point out fascist propaganda?

I’m from Kentucky. Second week of October is the best time of year for that. For word usage, fall, because fewer syllables. That’s not hating on Kentucky. That’s just farmer/backcountry people favoring efficiency.

We got crazy stories in Kentucky, some of them are women fighting for education

Sorry I am not buying that bullshit. Enjoy chocolate milk, it’s delicious, but “less unhealthy than ice cream” is not sharp enough to cut. The pricing gimmick in the OP image is just marketing.

I believe you but I recommend you reassess your definition of healthy food.

lmao at healthy and Culvers in the same sentence. OP is either a shill or… Not to say I haven’t ordered the sandwich with all the x on all the y, but self-hatred was a character in that scene

Arguing with the imperial system is like arguing with my mother. She knows her ways and methods are insane, but she will try to explain why she needs each of those eight furlongs. Either ADHD will steal her ability to finish the explanation or the audience will perish from exhaustion. And she still will be the smartest person in the room.