Calm down because wtf is your deal
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Just two fingers in the nostrils
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I wish I could do executive orders 🤔English
1·7 hours agoarkansas, what. Where do you want least?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I wish I could do executive orders 🤔English
6·11 hours agoOut the airlock, maybe?
Shit sorry this is turning into a Heinlein trope
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We really need to bring back the 70s conversation pitsEnglish
9·9 days agoFallingwater is very interesting, visited as a teenager, with no concept of anything, especially fluid dynamics, but I had seen how heavy snowfall led to heavy river rise that flooded my home and fucked up my life. And i had a vague idea that we all understand, which is that water always wins. So when I saw the interior of Fallingwater, I was like, this shit is not a place humans could live.
Tl:dr fallingwater is leaky and damp
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performanceEnglish
41·9 days agoYeah it’s
goodfire. I’d heard about it, finally looked it up earlier todayEdited
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Your teenage son AND your husbandEnglish
0·13 days agoYouve seen this more than once? wut? same or different cities?
Cop 1: “This cat don’t even wear shades”
Cop 2: “this cat thinks they too cool for justice. In these mean streets!”
Cat: hey guys, hey everyone, uh, it’s true that I ate all the puppies on this mountain. You can get my new single on the streaming things.
Were you seeing Marjorie Taylor Greene?
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
cats@lemmy.world•The exact moment the braincell departedEnglish
51·18 days agoKill fascists. Kill mice? Mice are fascists.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
1·20 days agoI might not get paid this time around but j fucking love Greenland
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
1·20 days agoSqueaky mini this and the, such Fuck me for mentioning Greenland. And all the icy
Love Greenland
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•You can't legally drink and drive, but you have to present your driver's license to prove you're old enough to drink.English
1·20 days agoSorry, none of that is true, and no matter what, you should hire a lawyer
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
1·20 days agoVery judgemental of you to call me mostly water!
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
3·20 days agoYeah gimme that how much
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
2·20 days agoWho are you to judge a person’s rounding error
Edit At least you were nice about it tho.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
1·20 days agoOnly from the toes
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
3·20 days agoI’ve been trying to work out how I knew those memes were related and fine. It’s fine.
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyzto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•European propaganda DESTROYEDEnglish
3·20 days ago💯 hot! We bring out the weird chili sauce for you!





It’s quite okay if youre not psycho