upforitbutnotdownforit

Maybe the solution for CEOs that take the golden parachute is a literal golden parachute.

I like owning a home because I finally got some equality.

From many dental visits, pared down:

Brush light, floss hard. Some minor bleeding from flossing, weirdly, is actually ok. Just go easy on that spot until it’s not sore anymore, then ease into going hard again. These two things are mostly what will make getting poked with all that metal shit not bother you so much.

You only need to floss at night. You aren’t putting food in your mouth while you sleep.

Electric toothbrushes are legit improvements, not gimmicks. Get one if you can.

Yeah, headphone jack not optional.