Mom mom mommy mommy mommy mom mom. Mom. Mom. Mommy.

That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

>:(

Just don’t allow them to recite poetry at you

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

They just finished with their one child policy and now they’re going in the other direction? Seems like policing people’s fertility didn’t go that well the first time.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Right, and the original had proper lyrics, also for the altos.

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

I did, yes. This morning I realized it’s a person from this thread.

I’m a millennial, I learned this, and now I just don’t pick up the phone.