Kim’s asshole is almost tight enough for it

3am: ~

Then why wear clothes?

But will I wake back up before the sun destroys our universe?

No one is forcing you to buy more games than you can play. Take some responsibility.

*POV there is a rich guy in my face. Ew, get that shit away from me

Fun fact, you don’t have to waste your time showing them your receipt. They cannot force you to do that. If you have it and just walk past them, you have nothing to worry about.

Nintendo, for once in your copyright-bitching life, please.

The shit flung over his head, clearly

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

In Russia, heart surgeon, #1!

It seems bartering is not dead

Wow, I’ve never seen a cheeseburger with no cheese before. Truly a rare find

Companies will dump billions into AI to fuck everyone over but the transition to clean energy is always too expensive.

Let me guess, it was an accident.

Who knew nukes would be terrible for human rights? /s

The Trump admin doing nothing out of “respect”

It’s more like once justice comes to the USA he will be jailed.