And to his girlfriend after me, but a small part of him lives in fear of my wake-up call to this day

I was more like a drill sarge than a mommy after that snooze button got hit.

My dorm mate made me detest people like this, only took a couple of mornings before I became the alarm clock

You have truly defended your gizmo company sir, a true white knight of fair google. Not cringe at all

Like this response is a good example of the insecurity im talking about thanks

Its not valid complaining, its vitriol towards other human beings for being “fan boys” or whatever, and how stupid they are for not picking their gizmo company.

Don’t want to go to a potluck!? I mean dinner party sure I’ll play dead to get out of that, but a potluck where you can eat free food while hiding in the play house like a goblin to avoid small talk! You need friends who can cook better.

Because people like to complain. Plenty to complain about android as well neither are perfect.

To be honest the only company I see apple users bitch about is apple.

Im not bashing android i have to use one of their devices for work; it’s ok. The users on social media with the vitriol for apple and their need to defend android is really cringe.

I never mentioned OP

Im not really brand loyal to a gizmo company but the way android users are so insecure makes me never want to get them.

A disgusting ignorant statement, you have no idea what you are talking about.

Remember people don’t want a lecture when having a conversation, you get 3-10 seconds to make your point then it’s someone else’s turn to talk.

Tell that to my google maps

Great way to remember the Great Lakes, don’t just reference them on the map.

Most green party voters absent a candidate would had voted against oil man Bush.

Wait do you think that Bush did a good job? It was a complete failure, we played right into OBL hands. Its even more embarrassing that he basically copied what pancho villa did a hundred years prior, and we still fell for it! I doubt Gore would have bit so hard, and he definitely wouldn’t had invaded Iraq on a fucking lie.

Can he go back and time and stop himself from giving the election to Bush Jr.? I would like to live in a timeline where we avoided that disaster of a presidency

Is the title referencing that this joke is from 2002?