Holy shit, New u/GrimReaper Obsession, Just Dropped!

Instead of Age Gaps and superheroes, its canals and drowning…

🤣

Mirai Nikki 👀

(That Anime was weird ngl… the dude getting locked away from his friends thing… and the whole cage thing at the home… and the corpses… idk wtf I watched tbh)

Can I have magic that fixes non-romantic relationships like sibling relations or like parent-child relations or like just friendships?

Can I have magic that make every country like each other and end all human conflicts?

Bruh I got fingerprinted and it’s probably in a FBI database for a stupid school fight and I was a minor at the time. And there was no conviction. It didn’t matter regardless.

Welcome to the world. Its full of bullshit.

Oh btw if you’re an adult and wanna immigrate to another country, you’re gonna have tl give them your fingerprints and probably even a 3d face scan nowadays (probably even DNA tests in the future).

Is your name a TrageDeliah or something?

But as someone with a Chinese Name in an English-Speaking country, I do feel very weird when someone calls my name…

They’ll never get the real version of the name, only an Anglicanized version of it.

It feels weird, like it feels kinda like a name that only Chinese people are supposed to call me, having a non-Chinese say that name feels like if a teacher called you those nicknames only your family members are supposed calls you by…

I never feel weird saying someone elses name. Like wut bruh?

But yea I get it, the phone call giving their name is very weird to me… like c’mon you’re supposed to be a faceless nameless person who I talk to for 10 minutes lol

Even in person customer service is still weird unless you’re more long term… like I’m a client or something… like real estate agent or car sales person

Not fucking customer service or a fastfood, dont wanna know your name and I don’t like giving out mine either

I don’t think its inherently “AI”, its more of the boilerplate “your life matters, people do care, sEeK hElP, jUsT cAlL 998 bRo”

Like… c’mon, so overused and cliche

Its supposed to be “AI”, why not say something new and useful jesus christ, they act like those “therapists” that say the same “oH wE rEaLlY cArE aBoUt yOu” shit that makes you feel like just reduced to a number in their system, and feel even more suicidal

I need some of this. My house has cockroaches everywhere… been like this for years… 😭

Why is my family so ghetto lol

Literally everything we do is so “poor people things” (and we’re not even that poor, just horder-y and frugal-y)

Sounds like Experian Credit Bureau

#BirdsArentReal

“Hey [my name], do you eat cats and dogs for dinner?”

-In Deep Blue Philly nonetheless 🙄

Flashbacks to school years as a Chinese American 😕 (I heard that “joke” too many times to count)

Oh yea 0 votes is so sad… I wonder if federation is broken or I got shadowbanned or something…

I think the thing is not about the score, its just an affirmation that, yes, someone in the world did hear you and you didn’t decrease the lifespan of your keyboard for no reason…

But I’d rather have a “read by [X] Users” stat that is neutral, rather than a negative stat like a downvote…

Getting downvoted feels like when you were in K-12 school and the entire class bullying you

Did you know about:

The Top 10 Legendary Animals of China:

1. Grass Mud Horse （草泥马）

😉

/jk

ATTENTION COMRADE!!!

同志请注意！！！

❗❗❗

你现在正在“翻墙”。

如此行为违反了中华人民共和国国家安全法！

请立刻终止你的网络！

你这家伙马上来公安局来一趟！

你这孩子怎么这么调皮啊？上外国网站？想造反啊？

（开玩笑的，不要怕 😆）

我是美籍华人，欢迎到 Fediverse 。。。

我想问个问题，你怎么找到这个地方啊？👀 翻墙来的吗？

Anyways, this is kinda a weird community to post an introduction, ngl. 😆

YOU ARE BUGS

Recommendations?

Idk how to even get into listening to English-language music…

Should I spotify? But then again that’s corporate… I’d get cancelled here if I start using that…

How are you even supposed to… um… music?

I’m literally just listening to random Cantonese and Mandarin music on Youtube…

The only music I ever had at home was hearing my dad’s Cantopop… that’s my introduction to music…

(And also just random intrumental music I found online… like beetoven stuff)

So C-Pop is what I know most…

(The only English songs I know are stuff similar to “Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson, cuz I just wanted to find songs about the theme of shitty parenting… cuz I had problems with parents and need some songs like that for cartharisis)

Omg 🤣

My favorite Anime (well one of my favorites, not sure its its still at the top now)

I always imagined this idea of: me just randomly talk to foreigners in China… to see reactions… like… If I ever visit China, I’m straight up just gonna randomly walk up to English-speakers and be like “sup homie”

Might confused then for like a good few seconds since most people in China with an East Asian face does not have an American accent.

Pro Tip: Take long bathroom breaks at work and spend the time reading labor laws.

Hopefully when they start complaining about your bathroom breaks, you’ve already understood most of the labor laws to file a lawsuit against your shitty employer.

Okay my alts are:

@wongkakui@piefed.social

@wongkakui@quokk.au

@deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.works

Dunno how I upset you with this post, but go ahead… 🤷‍♂️