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Solution: play through two mirrors

It helps to be a liquid

Sounds like the XY problem

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

I wonder what would happen if the Supreme Court surprised everyone by ruling Trump can’t run, and Biden died. 4 years of Marianne Williamson?

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I watched it and it scares me only because of how many people didn’t notice or care that Biden was the only one saying anything of substance up there.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

Monkey’s paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

I’m already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Gussy

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

I can’t wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

Similar to hump-catting

Harambe’s death was the nexus connecting all timelines

I’ve found my people

Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up