That’s so not a trout.

I wouldn’t call them neopronouns, they’re more like archeopronouns.

I gonna get a second monitor, second keyboard, second mouse and dual wield those elder scrolls.

Former War Thunder Player Here. I feel your pain.

I’m sorry.

On paper D&D 5e and Pathfinder 2e.

On PC Darktide, Ready Or Not and Satisfactory.

WUNDERSCHÖNE

“This circus better be enough to calm your woes, peasants, otherwise we have 40 metric tons of high explosive on stand by.”

He fought in Kurdistan multiple times and is now in Ukraine again.

You fought putting your socks on right.

“OPEN UP, ITS THE DIET AUTHORITY!”

I don’t think he’ll be missed.

I am right now sitting in the foyer of my new job waiting for first day orientation to start and I am already cursing the fact that I had to get up so early and go across the entire city just to not die.

Gravity isn’t bringing us down.

It’s bringing us together.

Why is the scream guy wearing fantasy leather armour?

They explained (in a now deleted response on twitter) that they targeted the Internet Archive because the US government is implicated in the ongoing genocide in Gaza and the Internet Archive belongs to the US.

A cursory search could’ve revealed that that’s simply untrue.

Some people on twitter assume this is actually a Russian attack coinciding with the election, because apparently many journalists rely on the Internet Archive for research and sourcing.

Also they pay Elon $8 a month.

Okay, but mine was funnier.

Bro, it lives underwater, in the ocean, where there’s sharks and shit. It doesn’t care about your stomach acid.

Not to kill your fun: Wetter means weather.

I wouldn’t recommend anything below 20 mm for home defense.

Knife missile on SCOTUS?