This sounds an awful lot like the PS3 OtherOS class-action lawsuit that Sony had to pay out on.

Method - Run for Your Life

Duoxini - Sin of Society

I personally really like StartAllBack. I just want a clean classic Windows experience.

We did that in the 90s while they were still new. See: The Toxic Avengers.

If you like the punchlines from the comics, but are disappointed in the show, remember that the movie Coneheads exists.

I’m confused by your definition of fossil fuels.