Lauchs@lemmy.world · 2 days agoSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Show your partner you know and care about their family and friends by bringing them up in the bedroom.plus-squareLauchs@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 4 days agoSLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up130arrow-down12
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Make sure your kid's brain gets all the blood it needs by only carrying them upside down. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square2fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 days agoSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareSLPT(xmas): If it's for a local business, you can probably just print out something that looks like a gift card. Chances are whoever you gift it to won't redeem it anyway. kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 5 days agoSLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages. message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down11
arrow-up168arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Double your reading efficiency by only reading even pages. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square17fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 6 days agoSLPT: Show interest in your friends kids by asking about them, specifically, how many years until they turn 18. message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down17
arrow-up1109arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Show interest in your friends kids by asking about them, specifically, how many years until they turn 18. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square15fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 5 days agoSLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby!plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down12
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Everyone loves baby animals so always try to have a wolf spider and her babies nearby!plus-squareLauchs@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square1fedilink
TinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works · 8 days agoSLPT Feeling alone? You can easily make friends by going into a police station and screaming "i have a bomb", they will think youre realy funnymessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down113
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squareSLPT Feeling alone? You can easily make friends by going into a police station and screaming "i have a bomb", they will think youre realy funnyTinyGuy449@sh.itjust.works · 8 days agomessage-square2fedilink
Lauchs@lemmy.world · 8 days agoSLPT: Save time by wiping while pooping. message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down11
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save time by wiping while pooping. Lauchs@lemmy.world · 8 days agomessage-square9fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 days agoSLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down111
arrow-up1257arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Carry some kind of weapon on you AT ALL TIMES, and be aware of your surroundings. You never know when you could encounter a CEO kriz@slrpnk.net · 8 days agomessage-square12fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 21 days agoSLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night. message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up164arrow-down12
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Don't bother trying to remember to rotate your mattress every 6 months. Just sleep at a different angle every night. kriz@slrpnk.net · 21 days agomessage-square4fedilink
ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agoSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down113
arrow-up125arrow-down1external-linkSLPT: Are you a listener, wr⋮ter or career? Start your day with a glลรธ of water, moɾn۱n𝚐 pa𝚐eธ and a 2h product𝘭vıty bꙫөɾper!plus-squarefiles.catbox.moeChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 5 months agoSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: No wine glass? Jam a bundle of uncooked spaghetti into the bottle.plus-squareDeestan@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
alyth@lemmy.world · 9 months agoSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down16
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Believe in karma? Leave your torrents seeding for idle good karma.alyth@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square1fedilink
platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1180arrow-down19
arrow-up1171arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.plus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agomessage-square24fedilink
SuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankmessage-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down111
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you’re struggling with the cost of living and want to save on transport costs, try watering down your gas a little to help get some extra miles out of each tankSuckMyWang@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square9fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1160arrow-down111
arrow-up1149arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: in a rush after a snowstorm? Skip brushing your car off by simply driving fast! The air will brush your car off for you.plus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
LemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agoREDACTEDplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down110
arrow-up1-7arrow-down1message-squareREDACTEDplus-squareLemmyUser1290a@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agomessage-square10fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.message-squaremessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up1150arrow-down111
arrow-up1139arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: A spool of network cable can hold 1GB of internet traffic per meter. Leave one plugged in to save up internet for when the power goes out.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square17fedilink
Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agoSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down18
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Cats don't understand human speech, but they all read Farsi due to genetics. Use this to communicate with and train your cat.Deestan@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
key@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agoSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down16
arrow-up154arrow-down1imageSLPT: Stage a horrific death scene caused by a conventional household appliance. This will enable you to sue the manufacturers for millions of dollars for causing your death!lemmy.keychat.orgkey@lemmy.keychat.orgEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
