Good old autoerotic bondage.

…Affix-iation?

The features described could be accomplished with a PIR motion sensor. I don’t see any reason they’d go to the expense of adding a camera, especially since infrared is better for operating in the dark like you’d expect for an alarm clock that’ll need to be able to wake kids at 6am in the winter.

Tragic that people are still falling victim to these hope-rot schemes. Had an experience with facilitated writing schemes with family members 20 years ago. From non-verbal to shockingly eloquent in no time! It’s a miracle, turns out they were a genius trapped with an inability to express themself! Oh isn’t it strange that some people just can’t facilitate with them and what they say/know changes with the facilitator? Oh well, but thankfully the facilitator can always tell you what is meant when they use uncommon abbreviations!

The law is set to take effect in July 2026, establishing a new standard for food labeling in California. It will require the use of “Best if Used By” label to signal peak quality and “Use By” label for product safety, an approach recommended by federal agencies. The law provides exemption for eggs, beer and other malt beverages.

So we’re going from “best by” for quality and “use by” for safety to “best if used by” for quality and “use by” for safety… Unless the law also spells out some magic way to predict when food will expire I’m not seeing the improvement.

Literal scum of the earth

Any controller that’s thin and rectangular: NES, Turbografx-16, sega master system, or more recently the switch in handheld mode

Next to 0 of the people brigading the PRs and Issues have any interest in using SerenityOS either.

Github really needs better protections against harassing behaviors.

Oh wow I didn’t realize nearly any of that detail about the current system. That explains why my fluid systems would always be unbalanced crap and sometimes require inexplicable pumps be added.

FTS? fuck that

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They probably have a bunch of 1 hour ‘books’ that mess with the average as shorter is cheaper to help pad out their numbers.

Looking at my personal library, the median length audiobook is The Last Wish at a tad over 10 hours. So it’d be equal to 1.5 books going by that, not the worst marketing exaggeration I’ve ever seen.

Oh wow that looks fucking awesome. Major Legends & Lattes vibes but with a dark undercurrent.

I wish it were real. Pepsi-milk just doesn’t hit the same.

Elbow it is!

Both decks? For prime quality you hold your walkman up against a world war II era radio to record!

I was not expecting that. Trump continues to shock.

Wasabi Pea no peeing inside!

As I’m burning I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. I’m finally mammal.

-the coconut

Carefully timed explosives placed in the middle of the moon causing it to split in half, one half going away from Earth and the other half going right into the Atlantic coast. Problem solved.

Looking at NASA and Webb sites it appears this is a poorly cropped version of pictures from over a year ago, not something new like the article claims.