Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
“I can guarantee you anything you want.”
Do a flip!
Shutup baby, i know it
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.
I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
I’m back baby!
Me, Bender.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Screw you! I’ll make my own quote, with blackjack and hookers!
Bite my shiny metal ass
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
I’ve got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they’re gone.