Consider children.

  1. Lots of free time.

  2. Kinda dumb (sorry but that’s just how it is. It’s physics. It’s unavoidable.)

  3. Confident in their rightness. (see above)

  4. Reactive, get excited easily. (hormones and such)

    • Lanthanae@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      1 year ago

      Because of conservation of mass, children must have as much dumb in them as adults do, but because they’re smaller, it makes up a higher percentage of their volume, so comparatively, the dumb has greater effect.

      Simple physics.

      • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        1 year ago

        In reality children are just very small drunk adults. Without the intoxicant.

        They can’t form really coherent sentences, they don’t care about social norms, and if you don’t put a stop to it they will talk your ear off about stuff only they could possibly care about.

        They also throw up and hurt themselves a lot.

        Drunk.