My cooking rules:
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Don’t
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eat ingredients out of their packages instead
Mmmmm… raw chicken… 🤤
Delicious salmonella
I think you mean chickenella. We weren’t talking about salmon, sir.
Of course, you’re right - my apologies. It must be the chickenella.
Chickenella: the story of Cinderella’s unfortunate sister
Not very popular at dinner parties though.
(pouring salt and chili peppers down my throats)
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What if I’ve got a perfectly smoked butt that’s just begging to be shredded?
I’ll be right over!
Fair. That’s how the majority of food borne illnesses occurs.
What if it’s a turkey?
Don’t put your hands in your butt.
Oh… Um…
how to remove stuffing from own butt
Push it (out). Push it real good.
Get one cup. And two girls.
Instructions unclear. Got a jar instead.
Oh. Yeah
You can stick the turkey in your butt, just as long as you don’t put your hands in there.
