I just fainted dead away.

It’s whole wheat so I think it makes it denser.

It’s what I deserve.

Brian Thompson pleaded guilty to drunk driving in 2017, the same month he became CEO.

Bet she doesn’t at home though.

A lady got on my bus one day with a stroller and got very mad nobody would give up their seat, but that’s because it contained three cases of beer and a garbage bag full of clothes spilling everywhere, and her Chihuahua.

Unreal.

I don’t know. Hope not

A window.

Little toilet plunger, little Bondo.

Pigs are too nice to call a cop a pig.

The bedroom of a cabin in British Columbia.

If the bathroom was upstairs I’d be shitting in a bucket.

One of the biggest and most terrible things that ever happened to my province, which CONSUMED everything for a long time back when I was a teenager and people still talk about very passionately to this day, well meeting someone who has NO idea what this is makes me feel old.

If it makes you feel better I once had an ER physician, like a person who finished medical school, ask me how to spell “tax”. No I’m not kidding.

My Jewish friend told me when I was 6 that Santa wasn’t real, and that was a big old fucking bummer.

Yes there was starting to be some pushback and health education, but most people still smoked at home, and literally everywhere in the home. Your child’s bedroom was fair game. It’s a terrible thing to be in the car in the winter with the windows rolled up and your parent chain smoking away until your eyes swell shut. I know an older nurse who used to work at the pediatric hospital, and she would follow the pediatrician on rounds with an ashtray as he rounded on these children, trying desperately to keep the ashes off the children.

Good evening I choose sweet dreams.

No just a funny.

Dr Scholl work like a charm.