Feel bad for the atlassian programmers right now.
You should feel bad for their support, which made very unwise decision and stayed operational…
I bet it’s only green, because you can still reach their web portal. It doesn’t check any throughput. Or it does and it’s green because a fuckton of tickets get created and instantly closed with “known error, check status page for updates”.
Hey you can’t use Jira, means you can get some real work done
RUN, BE FREE! You can escape their tracking now. They will never find you in the forest, eating nuts & berries.
Programmers are probably chill af, looks like a very bad day for some network people though.
Oopsgenie
Using Atlassian stuff is already a hassle. It’s probably a feature to not have it work at all.
