Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • L3s@lemmy.worldEnglish
    14·
    2 years ago

    One of those scenarios + poop shy around S/O, S/O family, or friends is my guess.

    • JesusTheCarpenter@lemmy.worldEnglish
      10·
      2 years ago

      Why would he not want to say the reason though? If that was the case, the OP could just say he is a shy pooper. Instead we now suspect that this is some kind of orgy with a fetish.

    • LufyCZ@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      2 years ago

      They said that facilities would be everywhere “as normal”.

      Also, they said they’d be taking travelling, the same route twice, first time around they can’t poop, second time they can.