Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.message-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down12
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Got a porch pirate problem this holiday season? Fill an Amazon box up with dog poo and leave it out.Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square16linkfedilink
minus-squaretrendingnongamer@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-22 months agothis is funny to think about but the thing about porch pirates is that they know where you live and they aren’t afraid to ruin your day edit: and now they have an Amazon box filled with dog poo
minus-squaredual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13arrow-down1·2 months agoThis is why I much prefer lying in wait with the garden hose.
minus-squareNutinButNet@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoDepends on who it is. Some of them are doing this to multiple houses in a day and if you remove the shipping label, they don’t have an exact idea which package was the one that contained the shit.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agowaits on the porch in the rocking chair with a shotgun at the ready
this is funny to think about but the thing about porch pirates is that they know where you live and they aren’t afraid to ruin your day
edit: and now they have an Amazon box filled with dog poo
This is why I much prefer lying in wait with the garden hose.
Depends on who it is. Some of them are doing this to multiple houses in a day and if you remove the shipping label, they don’t have an exact idea which package was the one that contained the shit.
waits on the porch in the rocking chair with a shotgun at the ready