Note: this is a true story, it happened a couple hours ago.

We were at the skating rink. “Low” by Flo Rida was playing. Suddenly a little kid spun out in front of us. Fortunately she wasn’t hurt when she hit the floor (she hit the floor), next thing we knew Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.

She was fine and got up on her own. Kids are rubber.