I choose to believe he fucked the queen
Started life as a peasant, cucked a king, and helped (albeit unintentionally) weaken a monarchy in a way that led to revolution. Truly was doing the lord’s work.
Counterpoint: Rasputin is the Imperial Russian RFK Jr.
Whaaaat? Is bleeding out not the cure for hemophilia?
It’s the cure for Romanovs so I consider it more legitimate medicine

Chuckles in Bolshevik
He did tell the doctors not to give Alexei aspirin, so he did stop that bleeding out a bunch
I wish. He was apparently pretty good at stopping Alexei from dying from hemophilia, so he must have had something going.
I’d say he’s the real world Skarsnik
Without him we wouldn’t have this banger.
Crowley managed to pull it off too
I choose to believe he fucked the queen
of course he did; when you have a hog that big, everyone wants it and especially so for those who deny it. lol
My Russian history professor said there is no evidence of it but my history headcannon is more important
HISTORIANS WILL SAY HE WAS JUST HER ROOMMATE
Lover of the Russian queen?
The only thing better is to be a giant, unkillable sex wizard and not be remembered.
If I’m a sex wizard then I want to be remembered



