Me: Girl on a night club dancefloor came over to me and said “You should gyrate your hips like that with my face between your thighs”, so I did.

Him: Japanese girl in university accommodation in his first degree year, was impressed at his manga knowledge, said she had some he might like. She came to his room later with 3 volumes of what he describes as “absolute filth” hentai, and then got really turned on watching him read it.