Even taking into account deviate sexual fantasies, I’m not sure what could be done with a candy bar

That’s logical solid thinking on your part

The first thing that caught my eye was that water bottle

Yep. I think they might have more fun doing something other than eating a snickers

Excellent advice

Excellent shower thought. Even the most powerful kings and queens of the past would be thrilled to live in today’s times even if religated to what we would consider poverty level living

solid advice

Sounds like you would also like to include some licking of the anus while they take a break from licking the shaft

As in someone getting access to it that shouldn’t

Always been curious about this. Did you simultaneously jerk off with the dildoe in your ass?

You never confirmed if her “blow hole” was her mouth, pussy, or ass

Was in a similiar situation once. And tried to stay calm while freaking out that they could smell the residue of what just happened

I’d say 20 seconds. What follows is usually 2 or 3 minutes of a cloudly brain untill you finally reach post nut clarity

Your comment made me immediately think of “well let’s try it now and time it”

I have never done it because of the fear of where it might wind up

Everyone needs to get some humor in their lives. It does wonders. It’s a completely JOKE post. Who would give any consideration to how many cocks a person handled before shaking hands with them. EVERYONE wipes their butt. Do rational people actually think about that before shaking hands? And what would be more accepable shaking a butt wiping hand or a cock handling hand?

I consider “shitpost” a great group for posting humourous and strange things. Geez, it’s not serious stuff. There are plently of other groups for serious discussion and debate.

Nice to read about a person that so appreciated the kindness of another that they were willing to extend a kindness to them

I’m not from a rural area so I can’t speak from experience but I would imagine legal hunting is allowed and those that engage in it use a gun and then actually consume the things that they hunt. Different enviornments create different social norms. What they eat from hunting is probably healthier than what we buy in a store. Though the thought of hunting turns my stomach. I’ve never done it. I would never even hit an animal with my car let alone shoot one. Rather break and allow them to cross the road.

If you squeeze the reindeer’s face does it’s nose get bigger?

Me too. When in a social situation where it unavoidable I do it but then always wonder how many dicks has this hand handled