ignore the “how” and focus on the immediate situation; what do you do?
Point him in the direction of more interesting news (rich minister’s supermodel wife got kidnapped, etc) and hope typhoon Rance passes by peacefully
Ask him who he is and what game series hes from
OP is afraid to admit he’s playing an H-game?
ah, that must be why i made a thread admitting to playing a hentai game https://lemmy.world/post/6575601
that’s a big no-no
Flay his skin of course. I have no idea how he found my grotto but he won’t show anyone else.
that dungeon he scouted turned out to be your home
Grab a big rubber eraser and start rubbing him out!
Take that blank page! HA!That look reminds me of the MC in Redo of Healer
Draw my sword! Only a ne’er-do-well would enter another man’s home in armor, so the wretched vagabond shall be driven out at once!
sight
unzips
DOGS: GUTS!
my hounds will dispatch him. the cat will probably descend with claws if he looks at the wife or kid.
