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CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Thanks, TCP/IP

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Thanks, TCP/IP

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    UDP: Hold my beer.

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      Well, the packets start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’
      Fed to the rules and I hit the cable runnin’

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      UDP: Throws beer in your general direction with no prior notice.

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      Or don’t. I don’t care. Anyway here’s the bill

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      beer proceeds to shatter on the ground

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      UPNP: I’m about to end this whole man’s career

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        Universal Plug’n’Play?

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    Career prospects

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    Actually even a few dropped packets is too many in IT IMO lol

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      Senior drug architect

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        Drug scrum master

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