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Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

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Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Reminds me of a joke that works better in person:

    Do you know the key to telling a good joke?timing.

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      I like that I can hear that omitted space there.

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