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Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

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Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    FYI: Putting the setup and punchline together in the title is the text post equivalent of fucking up the timing of your delivery.

    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      Reminds me of a joke that works better in person:

      Do you know the key to telling a good joke?timing.

      • joranvar@feddit.nl
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        I like that I can hear that omitted space there.

    • retrolasered@lemmy.zip
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      So dad

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    It’s a good joke. Don’t let these negative Nellies get you down

  • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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    Someone help me understand pls

    • MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca
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      Literally using the son as the tool to wash the car, instead of a sponge.

      • Pasta Dental@sh.itjust.works
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        Ohhh with the son, thx!

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      This comment made this post 1000% better. I <3 Bob.

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    Finally, a good dad joke.

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      Implying that there are bad dad jokes? Pft.

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        Most of the ones posted here seem to be written by drunk toddlers.

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    O.m.g. I understood the first sentence at the first reading.

    Too much internet…

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