SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1132arrow-down118
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square30linkfedilink
minus-squarecraftyindividual@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up29·1 year agoDo you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down2·1 year ago16 tonnes per person per year.
minus-squareAdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 year agoScientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·1 year agoIf Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
minus-squaremaiskanzler@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoShe might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
minus-squaretwei@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoSo what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down10·1 year agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·1 year agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareTHE MASTERMIND@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoLol that would be really something
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
Do you mean that they have offset the emissions of all the people they murdered?
16 tonnes per person per year.
Spitting straight facts
Scientists said we had to take drastic measures to stop global warming.
If Taylor Swift knocked off a toddler she could have almost six hundred hours of guilt free private jet time.
She might even argue for significantly more hours if she wipes out an entire blood line at once.
So what you’re saying is that the whole middle-east conflict is really just there to save the climate? /s
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.