• Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    OP realized they were having a cardiac arrest and decided to use their last few seconds of life to send us this meme

    What a legend

  • Lath@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    Take comfort in knowing that Russia finally called their special operation a war and that we may soon be joining you en masse.

  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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    10 months ago

    Acshually, your heart is a muscle that pumps blood throughout your body. It’s not a criminal on the run, nor does it have a driver’s license or any outstanding warrants. Therefore, it cannot be “arrested”.

    I mean, come on, do I really need to spell it out for you? How did you manage to make it through life without figuring this out already? Maybe next time you’ll think twice before saying something so dumb. /s