That would be my first reaction, as well. When a giant reptile lunges at me, I would totally grab it and start wrasslin’ with it.
Sounds like you live in South Florida too.
That was a well-fed snake.
Nope.
Rope.
It almost looked like two friends having fun
Imagine if your spine just kept growing…
Why did they kill it? Fuck people.
Because it’s an invasive species decimating native wildlife
Just catch them all and put them on a plane back to Burma. What could go wrong?
Snakes on a plane? I wonder what that would be like.
This. It got that big by eating the wildlife that is supposed to be there.
These are people’s escaped pets. Not only are they fucking up the ecosystem, they are cross breeding with other snakes and creating aggressive hybrids.
This will only get worse as the average temperature increases.
Burmese pythons are highly invasive to Floridian ecosystems. Back in the day, a lot of idiots would purchase them as pets without realizing how big they would get. Instead of handling it responsibly, the owners would let the pythons out into the wild when they grew too big. It sucks, but taking them out is the only reasonable way to deal with such an issue. Similar situation with wild boars, except those guys are tasty.
You’re partially correct in that they are invasive and destroying the ecosystem of the Everglades. However the outbreak can be traced back to a reptile center that was destroyed during hurricane Andrew, not necessarily people releasing their old pets.
From Wikipedia:
Although the exact origin of Burmese pythons in the Everglades is unknown, it is likely that many were once pets released by owners who found them too difficult to care for.[8] However, the majority of experts concur that the python population grew particularly after Hurricane Andrew. The category 5 storm destroyed a python breeding facility, which released numerous snakes into the adjacent swamps.
Whoah, I actually never knew about that - growing up in Florida, I would always hear about the pet theory. The more you know.
This all kind of reminds me of the situation in Parish with the howler monkeys.
So… Is that snake not tasty?
Cooked right with the proper smack of seasoning I’m sure it’s delicious
Must’ve been Thor. Does that make this Ragnarok?