We should totally overthrow the ruling class and establish a workers paradise, in Rimworld of course

Just a light drizzle of terror

Wondering if it’s fresh pasta

Best sea shanty simulator of all time

Unironically I would not know whether to cheer or boo

Who would you honestly vote for who can win and stop the genocide?

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As a reptile, wouldn’t a dragon dong be a hemipene?

War is peace.

Nah, let’s get Christopher Nolan to make it and it becomes a mind-bending exploration of consumerism, pagan festivals and the death of innocence.

It’s the rich flavour you get from puddles that dogs crave

My head canon is that this slips his mind, until his next attempt, and then he informs the world once more.

Read to the tune of Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne

Their user name is making me wonder if they’re a very subtle and clever novelty account

Eat it and gain superpowers, but lose your ability to swim

All good man, nobody’s gonna kink shame

I just wanna know how

She never had a chance with that goon as her father

Uranus can actually be quite fun if you know what you’re doing

I gotta be Shamp. But you know what they say, better Shamp than Shimp.