I’d like to become a tree.

  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Easy, just die near your cat(s) and the same day they’ll chomp.

    A dog waits a little while, iirc. They lick your face, then nip, and if you don’t respond eventually chomp too.

    • nutsack@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      they would both get thirsty pretty soon if nobody came to rescue them from the dead body apartment