Somehow I doubt that would be the result.

Oh, like, 12 hours. Maybe 13 or 14. Submariners live on an 18 hour day, not 24.

The pastor I hired to deliver the sermon at my dad’s funeral literally implied that my dad was not “up above” but “down below”. I think it’s because we asked him to keep it non-religious and he was being petty.

On top of a torpedo in a submarine with loud af Navy Seals a few feet away.

Social problems cannot be solved with technology

“Good fences make good neighbors.”

Is this because you’re moving into the White House?

I thought cremains would be worse for the tree.

Now that is an idea I’ve not yet heard.

Right on.

Could you leave the organ donor status just in case you die in a hospital?

Oh that would be nice!

Now that’s an idea…

Rapid composting, like, turn you into soil?

Yikes.

That makes sense. I didn’t realize there was a mod log. Thank you!

Thank you!

I’ll be darned. I didn’t know that existed. And that would explain it! Thank you!

Mod log…

Hopefully none.

We’re not worthy.