They obviously had fun.

Live

That’s diplomatic of you, but those house locks and your wife’s autonomy invited the home invaders in the first place. You have to be more preemptive about this.

Onto the cow?

Cancer or disgust, we all have to choose our preferred consequences.

I couldn’t find spring rolls on AnyDice.com

The surveillance is a bit anal.

Socialism is an economic and political philosophy encompassing diverse economic and social systems characterised by social ownership of the means of production, as opposed to private ownership.

Socialist Jesus is

• anachronistic (property+ownership, private vs social don’t make much sense 2 kya),
• incongruent with most of Christianity and Socialism,
• propaganda.

Politicians without cops become blowhards real quick.

Cops aren’t the root cause of evil, they’re just actively standing in the way of making progress (in theory).

The root cause of evil might actually be in most of us not cooperating when that’s needed.

sqeak

The party pooping or the fucking?

That’s why they take children for the job. “The children yearn for the hearts” as the saying goes and since we want to win hearts and minds this is what they do.

I never really understood what usenet actually was. How does it compare to Lemmy or Mastodon?

stroganoff?

Edit: Ahh strogan off…

Lemmy lore.

I don’t know the (English) onomatopoeia for this:

Sounds of a cat cleaning itself

Slop-slop-slop

It is sooo relaxing when you don’t have a reason to clog the toilet

Laber kein Müll.