I would have bought something from a real brand but a red watch that matched the band at all was either this or like $10k, no in between it seemed.

I’ve got a Expedition Chronograph for a couple years that has been good.

I broke two of those. One taking something out of my pocket the crown caught and once the crown caught on rubber gloves I was removing.

I’m rocking a $5 Ali watch with a nice rainbow watch band.

He was in a helicopter not a 747.

Do you think he thought avoiding all that traffic was worth it as he plummeted?

What a dumb asshole.

Always. Drive predictably it helps.

Wow, what a country.

Ibm helped the holocaust. AI companies will do the same now.

0. My grandma had a rotary phone.

April’s fools jokes are tiring. I’m over them myself.

Tell those Phillistines that they are not penises. Those are obviously ovaries and uterus.

Mirado Black Warrior all day.

I only like 1.0. I want that shit poured out.

Pilot G-Knock 1.0. G2 barring that.

The Jurassic Park one this week is the worst one I have seen.

They sprayed lube on the pedal and glue on the cover, the lube caused the glue to fail.

I like em scared. We don’t shun enough.

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