0. My grandma had a rotary phone.

April’s fools jokes are tiring. I’m over them myself.

Tell those Phillistines that they are not penises. Those are obviously ovaries and uterus.

Mirado Black Warrior all day.

I only like 1.0. I want that shit poured out.

Pilot G-Knock 1.0. G2 barring that.

The Jurassic Park one this week is the worst one I have seen.

They sprayed lube on the pedal and glue on the cover, the lube caused the glue to fail.

I like em scared. We don’t shun enough.

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Still waiting on my buddy to come back to the Secret of Mana game we started in 2005.

Every time I go through Indiana it feels like a slow motion apocalypse is happening there. I always start looking for the Stacks from Ready Player One.

I had a teacher during sex ed start yelling about how you gotta work on and please your lady not a “wham bam thank you ma’am”, his words. Now not in 7th grade sex ed it wouldn’t have been so weird. Same teacher had a diabetic fit and started yelling and writing E over and over while grading our tests.

30 seconds of googling shows me that women can still breastfeed with nipple piercings. I would question any of the info he gave me about anatomy.

Yeah, it’s Billy reads the sports page a lot between the gems. At least a while ago.

I wish nothing but the worst for your friend.

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No, it’s normal for people to not want their wife to go off without them and be naked with people.

Less than half in my experience. I bought two 100ah 12v lifepos and they are under 30 lbs. 23lbs I believe. I have a lead acid deep cycle of the same power and it’s like 80-90.

I only have played it in the 90’s on the NES l think.