The “This is either phishing or a prank, in either case, fucking don’t” type Captcha

Mortified, but I am not a bee-ologist.

God that looks good, the power and exact temp display is pog

Consider average intelligence, consider now that half of them are dumber than that.

I mean a lot of companies are like “stop it we don’t want to be a generic trademark!” because it can cause them problems.

WHAT THE FUCK I WANT AN IR CAMERA

God it would be so funny if France extradited him or something and trump just said like “yeah take him lol”

Wait how do I restrict apps’ access to the inthernet what phone lets me do that

This isn’t the slam dunk you think it is, it’s a battle royale game… Everyone is going after everyone.

There are a lot of testimonials from people who own the bastard things declaring that they’re virtually unsellable, by the way.

I know we’re having fun here but I genuinely imagine it would be a complete fucking nightmare as soon as anything went wrong with it and I would absolutely not be willing to pay for repairs.

I wouldn’t take a cybertruck if it was free, ignoring musk entirely it’s just a bad vehicle.

The only place I’ll drive a Cybertruck is in Fortnite because there I want my car to be unsafe.

I like how they expertly hide the fact that it’s nazi propaganda and the photos are like “uh, here’s some pictures of plants! It’s uh, people share uh, gardening tips yeah!”

Oh that’ll fucking show em

I like the myth of the police, not actual cops, I like Simon Pegg in Hot Fuzz, actual cops can suck a nard

When The Dawning hit this year something in me just kind of rebelled, I was like “you know what, no, I’m not playing this 4x+ repeated event for mediocre rewards”

I think the two handles were just put in at different times, or are made of different materials.

If the top handle was “dirty” the discoloration would be localized around the gripping point

Reddit banned me for saying I should be allowed to punch Nazis, appeal silently declined within the hour. Didn’t consider it worth pursuing further, had reddit-shaped hole.

I basically use it on rare rare occasion to help get me “unstuck” with creative tasks, I don’t really use what it produces in the end, I wind up dismantling it entirely and rewriting it “properly” but it has a use you know?

I really wish that I could eat at a place like a dunkin donuts and cut the shit, basically.

I’ll order one (1) sandwich. I have a reusable cup of coffee already.

All I need is the sandwich, I do not need a paper bag, I do not need a full sheaf of napkins. I will begrudgingly accept the little sheet of wax paper that protects the sandwich.