Do this but with a 300 year old Greenland shark

Who’s security, tho? 🤔

We here at Lemmy are professionals

Woof

Use Telegram.

Not the app, the 200 year old wire radio messaging system based on Morse code, E2EE (Elderly man to Elderly man Enciphered)

Something you know, something you are, something you have, and something you saw in a dream once when you were a kid at summer camp during a feverish Dr Pepper-overdose-driven fitful sleep at age 12.

US Army, unders the command of Colonel Mustard

“Babe wait, I can change!”

My dog abhors the vacuum too.

Gotta think abread

IKR! It looks so goddamnn refreshing!

Slap a CEO ADVISORY WARNING on it

Mafia should do something useful for once

Anyone got the original high res photo?

The battery in my old phone looks like the Goodyear blimp, should I still proceed?

If you clean it, it loses 90% of its value

Still not safe:

Then we’ll just have to win.

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