Fitting

Who are you who is so wise in the ways of science?

Every time someone takes one a baby boomer loses their driver’s license.

You just used, “No true Scotsman…” in its original usage.

My parents took a DNA test and that’s what it said, so I didn’t mean to offend you.

I hope whatever is upsetting you so much passes, amigo. Chill out. No one cares.

Yeah that

The best part about chrome is that you don’t have to have it

Thanks for reminding me to block lemmy.ml

Dios mio.

RFK Jr.: You need meds? What’re you gay?

Horseshoe crabs got it alllll figured out.

Umm…no Lemmy is very Anti-American.

Don’t you have currywurst to tend to?

Found the kraut

I’m willing to try it. They did fish and chips right. I’m a white dude of mostly Scottish decent. It’s probably right up my alley.

It’s baked beans from a can, right?

Does she recommend it, or?

And when you swim, you’re swimming in Elton John’s jizz.

This list is massively gay.

Spicy turtle ahead

One time when I was like 19 I dipped bread in whiskey and fed it to a seagull. It couldn’t walk straight and had a hard time flying.

Hindsight being 20/20 that was a rotten thing to do, yes. But that seagull had a rad fuckin day, boy.