Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.
you used two descriptors there (American and generic) can you tell us which of these is the bigger deal-breaker for you?
American, certainly. They porn is so standardized and hegemonic, even a simple euro accent is refreshingly titillating
I think you mean “their porn” and you realize there are 350 million Americans right? There are a lot of different accents
Sorry I’m not too familiar with “American porn” lol but maybe your bias is based in ignorance rather than experience? It’s a big country and I’m sure there are actors out there you’ll like.
Well, that’s all for now. Have a day.
Nah.
I wonder if that’s what Beyoncé really meant when she was going on about putting a ring on it
Anyway ahe’s a keeper
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Instant finish.
I’m not into anal, but “in me arse” actually sounds hot on a word level.
Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Ach ní inniu é.
I’m not seeing a problem here.
Spaff on me minge
Jizz on me knockers.
Come knock me up in the morning?
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
Sounds scottish enough to me to be hot.
“INDUBITABLY”
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
I guy I know picked up an aussie chick at the bar. Later, she apparently told him “I’m on a bleeder mate. You’ll have to chuck it up me dumper.”
what good is a sword if it never tastes blood?
In der Regel hatten die Wikinger rote Bärte.
The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.
That’s how you know she’s classy.
Reddit is so full of divisive content that I wonder if bots or paid actors are being used to stir up hatred before midterms.
Wrong thread bud
Why do you think that?
Yanks doing this shit is just so cringy
It’s all they have, as their entire society is so easily mockable. Give them a little pity.
Imagine I just repeated that back to you in a really bad and exaggerated cockney accent, and adding afterwards “guvna!”
Thank you
*slaps nuts
Take a bow.
It’s a top ten awr narr moment for us too, don’t worry.
Ano rite. As if having sex with their accents is a fucking treat 😅
“Can I get a refill?”
“Supersize me”
When my wife asks me to super size her I pee in her butt.
“Ow my chest”
“Don’t call an ambulance”
As an American I can confirm this is 1000% accurate.
Oi, you about to elect Nigel, bruv.
Euros sounding like that is just so cringy.
