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Well no one is saving for retirement anymore. Climate change will take care of that. Live it up.

Well I don’t plan my trips last minute like some harlot.

Only plebs wait in line. I put my request in an envelope, a government servant picks it up at my door and takes it to more government servants who do all the work before hand delivering it back.

People like it when you compliment them. So next time you are in a voice chat and your roommate is nearby, start talking about how handsome they are and how large their genitals are. They wont be bothered by your talking ever again.

It’s just easier to throw it out and steal another

Can’t lose what he’s never had, my love 💕

Even in the 90s I was tired of working as a server, so after my lunch shift I went to the cell phone store next door and told them I wanted to sell phones instead of food. Hired me on the spot. The commissions back then were insane. Sign someone up for Nextel, they’d pay us $2500/customer and I’d get 10% of that. If I could only go back and buy apple stock with that money :'(

Anxiety over doing something can really kick you down and lead to deep depression and feelings of incompetence. You can do it. For me I just look for a little goal and that helps me tackle the bigger ones. If I’m in a rut I will clean my home or go exercise, anything I can basically do on autopilot that’s an easy win.

You absolutely can get your GED. You can pass it. Once you get thru that block it may change your feelings about your future and what you hope from it. Just taking some elective classes at a community college can lead to new interests and meet new people. It’s just easier to have someone like a teacher push milestones for me to reach instead of relying on my own motivation to do it.

GTA 6 will be the last one this century.

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Time to watch Gremlins

The Stockholm effect on some people 🧐 Problems don’t exist until it hits them directly, only then they scream for justice.

I have seen their future and it is inevitable.

Where the hell you going to go? The entire internet is this way. Going LAN only?

If he wanted to vote for Republicans he should just vote for them. This election proved there is no room in the system for Republican Light™

I can’t wait to find out what happens tomorrow

Some historians say the 3 wise men were led by a pair of big ol’ titties that auspicious night and not a dumb star in the sky. O

Our morals have gotten this loose yet there is not one toppless chick on the view. Not even Whoopie :(

Edit: I forgot about the Martha Stewart Christmas special. A young 12 year old boy became a man that night.

To eat them the trick is to mostly close your mouth but open your lips and suck really hard like