This is what they call a dead end.

God: I want to smite them all and fuck off to Rigel 7.

Jesus: Please don’t.

Not only that but my shit talking is unmatched!

I am a strict humanitarian. I only eat humans.

The whole world is terrorized by assholes

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

I had the same issue once and I solved it by adding more fans

It’s going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

Sorry I called dibs already, you guys will have to find another cave to live in

Give him your lamp and walk away

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I’m all about less clutter.

Most of the -ism’s get you here. The only one that doesn’t: Peppa Pigism

I saw one of these butterflies in my yard last week. Hoping they were making a stop by my carrots since I don’t have dill

Another idiot that doesn’t bother to research what is actually going on and relying on their goon media to fill them in.

That’s my biggest complaint about RDR2. Almost perfect game except you can’t pet the cougars.

They should know better, you obviously have a good keyboard and lots of free time. I wouldn’t mess with you and I’ve been boxing for 20 years.

Well she and Kissinger had a competition going…

A dull read but the illustrations are