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Spare any fish in these troubling times?

If he doesn’t get his coffee he’ll just lay around and sleep all day long.

6am dog can come hang out with me and my cat. We’ve usually finished our coffee by then.

Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you’ll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.

“I could have mastered Spanish, but thanks to a paywall I will never be mas bueno.”

The restaurant is called union assembly and it has nothing to do with little ceasers

It’s right in downtown and it’s more of a wing of another restaurant. When I went it was packed with spaghetti, more than I wanted to eat.

Getting stupider

I just signed up yesterday too.

And loop de loops

I remember always wearing wrinkled shirts back then because I didn’t care about ironing or society.

The only sensible solution then is to ban toddlers from EVs. They’ll just have to walk.

Yes there is, here is his mugshot shortly after he was booked. Looks like he spent the evening turning water into wine.

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye

Those Amazon customers can be ruthless.

A vase for $4 is a good deal. What was she expecting, solid gold? I don’t think I would have gone as far as involving all of Mexico but I guess it’s easier to just give her a refund.

All right, then. Keep your donuts.

ICQ recently is about to shut down so I got nothing for ya